Can Danny?

Best prospect of the offseason, I'm nominating Lady 254 as the Can Danny Mascot. While I personally prefer brunettes or redheads, 254 seems like the best Celtic affiliated lady to go with right now. OK, I could photoshop a Celtics jersey on a porn star or something but I'm going to change with the times and support the Celtic dancers. Back to the original point, while I'm not sure what to do with our draft pick, if Danny doesn't sign up this young lady to be on our dance squad then I really don't know how he can expect us to compete for #17. The form, the pep, the spirit fingers, she's got it all. Then again, we do need to get a couple of redheads on the team or else it won't really be a true Celtic dance team.