Headline Fun with Rudy Gay
If there is one group of people looking forward to Rudy Gay's emergence in the NBA it is the headline writers of America. Just think of all the fun they are going to have:
If scouts highlight Rudy's weaknesses and question him as a prospect: Gay Bashing
Rudy pens an autobiography Gay Writes
When Rudy signs his contract: Gay marriage.
If the Celtics draft Rudy: Gay Pride!
If Cleveland drafts Rudy: Ferry gets his man Gay!
If Ferry deals Gay to bolster the roster for Lebron: Lebron and Cavs get aides from Gay transaction.
In hindsight, Ferry thinks Rudy was a problem : Ferry admits getting gay was a pain in the ass. If the Hornets draft him and Shelden Williams: The Landlord and the Gaylord.
During a game with Detroit, there's a mistaken identity with Tayshaun: No, that's Prince. He's not Gay.
A guy differentiates between Rudy and Brand at a Clippers game: No that's Elton. He's Gay.
If Rudy runs down a guy on a fast break and blocks his shot: That Gay kid came from behind and stuffed that guy's shit!
Whenever Rudy crosses over a defender: Gay took him to Brokeknee Mountain.
If someone catches Rudy inhaling cigarette smoke: Gay sucks down on a fag in public.
If he and his Dad wow the people on a yacht full of African-American sell-outs: Tom cruise loves Gay men.
If said cruise of uncle Tom's doesn't pay Gay for his appearance Gay men get the shaft; screwed by Tom cruise.
After a rough start to the season, Rudy has a breakout game Now THAT'S Gay!
Rudy takes over MJ's Gatorade campaign: If I could be, like, Gay.
Rudy is a bust because he left school to early: Gay shouldn't have come out, it hurt his career.
NCAA coaches tell their players to learn from Rudy's example: Don't be Gay!
Rudy pens an autobiography Gay Writes
When Rudy signs his contract: Gay marriage.
If the Celtics draft Rudy: Gay Pride!
If Cleveland drafts Rudy: Ferry gets his man Gay!
If Ferry deals Gay to bolster the roster for Lebron: Lebron and Cavs get aides from Gay transaction.
In hindsight, Ferry thinks Rudy was a problem : Ferry admits getting gay was a pain in the ass. If the Hornets draft him and Shelden Williams: The Landlord and the Gaylord.
During a game with Detroit, there's a mistaken identity with Tayshaun: No, that's Prince. He's not Gay.
A guy differentiates between Rudy and Brand at a Clippers game: No that's Elton. He's Gay.
If Rudy runs down a guy on a fast break and blocks his shot: That Gay kid came from behind and stuffed that guy's shit!
Whenever Rudy crosses over a defender: Gay took him to Brokeknee Mountain.
If someone catches Rudy inhaling cigarette smoke: Gay sucks down on a fag in public.
If he and his Dad wow the people on a yacht full of African-American sell-outs: Tom cruise loves Gay men.
If said cruise of uncle Tom's doesn't pay Gay for his appearance Gay men get the shaft; screwed by Tom cruise.
After a rough start to the season, Rudy has a breakout game Now THAT'S Gay!
Rudy takes over MJ's Gatorade campaign: If I could be, like, Gay.
Rudy is a bust because he left school to early: Gay shouldn't have come out, it hurt his career.
NCAA coaches tell their players to learn from Rudy's example: Don't be Gay!
