With the return of Delonte "The Stepfather" West, the Celtics now have a bench that seems ripe for a reality show. We have Nasty Nate Robinson, the man who once jumped a teammate in the showers (no word if David Cronenberg is a Knicks fan and this is what inspired the naked shower fight in "Eastern Promises") running the point. At two guard, we now have Delonte who reportedly slept with LeBron's mom, definitely was arrested for having an arsenal of guns in his car, is bi-polar, and gives some of the best interviews in the NBA. Small forward will probably be held down by Marquis Daniels. He seems pretty normal but anybody who has a 14 karat gold necklace of his own head (see pic on the right) can't be all there. Power-forward is Big Baby, the slobbering big man prone to hissy fits when people call him out and has been none to shove child fans of opposing teams out of the way when he's celebrating. And finally, there's The Big Shamroq himself, Shaq. A man who has as many nicknames as Shawn Kemp has kids. Sadly, we don't have Rasheed Wallace anymore and Jermaine O'Neal doesn't really seem crazy at all but I think we have enough loose screws to go around. (Not to mention Luke Nukem and Von Wafer, he of the occasional temper tantrums.)