Weekend Small Talk: Best Breakfast Cereals
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you don't get enough sugar at breakfast, you'll never be able to make it to lunch. True story.
So while you are on your Valentine's Date and conversation has come to a stand still, why not ask her about her favorite breakfast cereal. Not only will it give you a good look into her soul but you'll also be able to gauge how much she might be interested in having breakfast with you the next day... if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, I mean that maybe you can tell if she'll have sex with you if she plays along with the breakfast chat. Or maybe not. What do I know?
You wanna know what I know?! I know what the five best breakfast cereals are. Or at least the ones that I liked best.
5. Crispix. Something about the tag team of rise and corn just works. And Crispix is indeed crispy. Times two. Of all of the "plain" cereals, this was my favorite, followed closely behind by Special K.
4. Froot Loops: Up until college, Frosted Flakes probably would have owned this spot but then I really discovered the joy of Froot Loops. When not eating grilled cheese sandwiches, odds are that I was probably eatng Froot Loops for lunch. Also, after college I worked at places with cheap craft services which always means mini-boxes of cereal and Froot Loops is arguably the best cereal to eat dry.
3. Honey Nut Cheerios: Here's the big debate: Honey Nut Cheerios vs. Honey Smacks vs. Super Golden Crisips. We were a Super Goldem Crisp family when I was growing up but I can say confidently that we were on the wrong track. Honey Smacks definitely blow SGC away. However I don't think I can give Honey Smacks the nod over Honey Nut Cheerios. First off, it just seemed like you got more cheerios than smacks and cheerios, although not good for you, just didn't seem as bad as Honey Smacks. HNC has a good mix while Honey Smacks almost has too much sugar, if that is at all possible.
2. Honeycombs: Honeycombs boxes are usually the best because they have all sorts of games. And they were better or at least a bit more time consuming than the games on the backs of other boxes. The cereal is top notch. Sweet yet somehow it doesn't seem sugary. It's like fiber is supposed to taste this good. It also rivals Honey Nut Cheerios as one of the best soggy cereals.
1. Corn Pops: I could eat a box of Corn Pops in one sitting. Actually, change "could" to "can" because I've done it. I've never smoked crack, partly because I realized how addicted I was to pop and could only imagine what it would be like to eat something that is actually addictive.
